Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

writtenrain:

  • Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

  • Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

  • At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

  • An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

  • (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

  • friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
    friend two: probably

  • I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

  • If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

  • student: my calculator is broken
    teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

  • no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

  • (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?  
    student 2: enough

  • teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
    Student: does Popeyes count?

  • my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

  • we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

  • Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

beavisandbuttheadyaoi:

drdoofwarrior:

neckwear:

neckwear:

this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top

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JEAN VAL-JEAN

@tankefunken

@mtjester

amalgamationnation:

h0odrich:

omg

if lionesses can be trans and happy then so can u

leaf-submas:
“ANIME IS REAL.
”

leaf-submas:

ANIME IS REAL.

  Anonymous: There are way more important things in the world than white people with dreadlocks. People like you always tend to look at the most insignificant things instead of focusing on the real problem.

the-space-enby:

And the real problem is?…

Like what definable “real problem” is there? What singular problem dictates all that goes wrong in the world I don’t understand what so fucking ever?

If you’re talking about racism then yes, there are a lot of other problems such a police brutality, the way POC are underpaid and employed less, the way they’re mistreated, belittled, stereotyped, abused, arrested more, murdered more…but not one of those is one singular problem. They are a series of problems that come from a system designed to undermine and undervalue the lives of POC and glorify white people like us (I’m taking a stab in the dark and guessing you’re white the same as me). One of the thing that system does is steal the cultures and identities of POC, whilst mocking them with the other hand. For example, a POC might be denied a job based on their hairstyle (such as, perhaps, dreadlocks???), whereas a white person is told they’re edgy and trying to act out and break away from society. A white person with dreadlocks is more likely to get a job then a POC with dreadlocks, even though POC are the ones whose culture has traditionally had dreadlocks, and if you’re telling me thats not a problem you’re full of trash because it is a form of racism.

And you can spout a bunch of European rhetoric at me if you like, saying the Norse had dreadlocks or some bullshit, but in this modern society you really think the Norse come into this argument? You really think white people with dreadlocks go around thinking “I’m just like those Nordic people” when the style of dreadlocks the Norse used isn’t even the same as the ones they’ve got in their ratty mimicry of black style? 

Anon, things like that are part of a whole myriad of problems that make up racism; the only solid root “real problem” in that system is white people and the only way we can change that, ourselves, is by learning and listening to POC. 

vava-chan-take-over-the-world:

sometipsygnostalgic:

It’s OK to cry sometimes. 

Even over people you didn’t know as well as you could have.

@moki-art look i-it’s the otp

jucheism:

softdirks:

jucheism:

who remembers the homestuck cosplayers in the russian ikea catalog

what the fuck do you have a link

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genderphobia:

infamousjunkie:

thewhorecast:

What’s Up With Nonmonogamy

#MonogaMaybe

I want to spam this to everyone who doesn’t get me

i love being poly,and this is so informative

aimlessatheist:
“I took it
AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND
”

aimlessatheist:

I took it

AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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