I’m calling it right now that the cursed child spoilers are fake. It’s too ridicilous to take seriously and more ridiculous to take you guys taking them to heart seriously. If I’m proven wrong I’ll start questioning a lot of things but in the meantime my reasoning without having searched outside of tumblr yet is:
the plot sounds way too long and complicated to put on a play.
it’s click bait and this ridiculous on purpose to prevent fans to find real spoilers
it’s JK Rowling guys. It’s Harry Potter. Have you forgotten how masterfully she put everything in order in those books? almost every plot point resolved and tied together? Why would she make something so…off? Have some faith in her writing abilities.
also I have this sneaking suspision that this might be a sabotage act for the whole black Hermione thing. could be just my conspirancy sense on that.
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Also don’t forget that the spoilers said Rose was sorted into gryffindor (that’s as far as I read) and in the promo pics she’s wearing ravenclaw robes
I want to talk about this part right here I have seen that post going around praising dave for his quick thinking, and how Dirk will get to revive because his death wasnt heroic, but i have a suggestion.
You see, to me, it looks like the striders are nodding to eachother.
If they are nodding to eachother, it means Dirk is telling Dave to do it, to take them out while they have the chance, even if hes in the way, and Dave is steeling himself to do it, to decapitate his brother.
if that is the case, it means that Dirk sacrificed himself so they could kill the adversaries while they could, regardless of his own life, which is pretty damn heroic in my opinion.
Guys, what if Dirk is really dead?
jane still hasn’t revived him.
unless she’s dead, dirk still has one more life left.
Also, we see him in Caliborn’s Masterpiece, which is set in the future.
He has to be there, regardless of what happens in the interrim. All kids survive.
Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
Innocent // Corrupt
Acts innocent, is innocent:
Cancer, Taurus
Acts innocent, is corrupt:
PISCES, Libra
Acts corrupt, is innocent:
Aries, Scorpio, Leo
Acts corrupt, is corrupt:
Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
a lot of people have been commissioning my friends lately and…i havent seen the best manners when they were doing so. i think it was from a lack of knowledge rather than from an intentional rudeness, so im here to list some things to keep in mind when youre gonna commission someone.
give them info. do not be vague about it. if you send someone a few sentences, theyre just going to be confused about what you want. if its an OC, have ref pics. PLEASE be descriptive. being vague isnt really giving the artist “more freedom”, its just confusing them. we like for you to be very descriptive and specific to ensure you get what you had in mind. dont be afraid to ask.
if an artist says they wont draw something, dont ask them to do it anyway. youre not special. oftentimes they have “i wont draw” because theyre not very good with those things, or it just goes against their personal beliefs on what is right.
dont tell people you drew the commission. thats just shitty. i dont care if you paid for it.
TIP THE ARTIST. dear god, tip them. how much? 20-35%. a few cents will make them think youre joking. it works like a restaurant. you wouldnt go into one and not tip, right? and if your argument is “well they never included the tip in the prices”, restaurants dont either. you still need to have some extra cash to tip. and if you cant tip…dont buy it, or buy a less expensive piece. artists need tips. a lot of them undersell themselves.
dont give the artist a time limit. someone literally set a TIMER for me once. (30 minutes.) if they dont get it done right away, they probably had others lined up!
you get what you paid for. if the artist is doing VERY cheap commissions, dont be surprised when theyre not HD drawings. theyre not going to spend as much effort on a $3 commission as they would a $100 commission. thats unfair to the person who paid more. you pay less, you get less.
dont get angry when artists draw things for free for their friends, but not for you. dont befriend artists to get a free drawing, either.
you pay the artist first, then they draw for you. i know you might be scared they wont follow through, but if so, you can easily call them out and sue them if you must. if an artist works their ass off on a piece, theres nothing to stop you from running off with it and saving it. and they cant really get that back or get you in legal trouble for that. when you purchase something in a store, the cashier hands you your items AFTER you paid. thats how it works.
be nice to artists. theres a person behind the screen.
Fucking millennials, not invading Normandy. Making excuses like, “There’s no enemy force occupying France,” and, “World War II has been over for over seventy years,” and, “Warfare in 2016 relies more heavily on air power, there’s very little strategic advantage to storming a beach.” It’s too bad the US military no longer exists. The mandatory kittens are nice, though.
More like millennials are a bunch of faggots and pussies who pull shit like this instead of growing the fuck up.
My grandfather’s generation stormed Normandy and saved the fucking world from a tyrannical, racist, fascist overlord who actively tried to wipe Jewish people off the face of the earth.
My generation whines about microaggressions and demands ‘safe spaces’ and promotes segregation 40 years after we abolished segregation because it’s self-evidently a bad fucking idea. They also demand censorship and actively try to stifle any ideas they don’t like.
I think I know which generation I’d look at with more respect. Millennials have very little to be proud of.
You are a millennial.
Your mother has very little to be proud of. That’s not a “your mom” joke, it’s a joke about you, which, since you’re a joke, is kind of a meta joke. There’s layers to this shit.
That you don’t understand what “safe space” and “segregation” mean as terms, concepts, or practices enough to identify the many fundamental differences means you’re too stupid to engage with. Seriously. I just can’t sleep, so I’m juuuust bored enough to write this, but an actual discussion with you would be like arguing with a brick wall that graduated in the bottom ten percent of its class.
You’re a MGOTW, which cuts to the heart of this issue, which is that you blame women for the fact that you can’t get laid rather than accepting that maybe you’re the reason they don’t want to sleep with you. Maybe you’re just not that interesting. Maybe you suck. But instead of figuring out how to fix that, you’ve decided to take the ball no one wanted and go home. It explains a lot, really. You’re entitled, you’re stuck in your ways, and you blame everyone but yourself for your own failings. Your lack of understanding of sociopolitical issues on a basis beyond the individual distorts your perspective on those issues to the point where you’re seeing the parts of yourself you hate in people who are fighting for things that actually matter in response to social problems that actually exist, and yet are too unselfaware and too averse to taking responsibility for yourself that you can’t help but lash out at it. It’s honestly pitiful.
You’re a brony. You’re an adult obsessed with a children’s cartoon about ponies. Don’t have anything else to say about that one.
You act “edgy” because it gives you a sense of power that you lack in your own life. If you can hurt someone else, you’ve controlled their emotions, which is power, which you feel other people have over you. The bullies from your childhood, the women that have rejected you (again, because of your own unexamined flaws, which I’d guess are being boring, being “edgy,” being unselfaware, and continuing to chase girls who have rejected you instead of taking no for an answer and finding people who do for whatever reason like you). You’ve found a way to “reclaim” that power, except you’re not reclaiming it, because it’s not from the people that took it from you or used it against you in the first place. It also gives you the sense that you can do something people don’t think you should and no one can stop you, which is another type of power. But to those who aren’t directly affected by whatever type of edge you’re slinging on a given day, and even to those who are once the moment of hurt passes, this impotent grab at minuscule doses of the drug called power only belies your own pain, sadness, and weakness. It makes you feel strong, but it makes you look pathetic. You are a bad transcript of your own pain, a kindergartener attempting to copy down Dostoevsky from an audio book.
