zodiac signs as parts of a cell
Aries:  nucleolus
Taurus:  mitochondria
Gemini:  cytoplasm
Cancer:  lysosome
Leo:  ribosomes
Virgo:  centriole
Libra:  nucleus
Scorpio:  cell membrane
Pisces:  bitch
Capricorn:  nucleus
Aquarius:  vacuole
Sagittarius:  endoplasmic reticulum
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