flickerman:

@america​ explain

thebrassyopeningtoirresistible:

a list of aus for when your otp is really competitive 

  • we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust
  • we kind of got past the point of ‘taking this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off but I really do not mind at all. 
  • I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event
  • a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me
  • you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um
  • we’re always making stupid bets like ‘bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you
  • did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker
vava-chan-take-over-the-world:
“ vava-chan-take-over-the-world:
“ Here is my gemsona again I’ll give more information about her this time though
Her status on homeworld was the same as Pearl’s, she was a servant under Pink Diamond’s law, she...

vava-chan-take-over-the-world:

vava-chan-take-over-the-world:

Here is my gemsona again I’ll give more information about her this time though

Her status on homeworld was the same as Pearl’s, she was a servant under Pink Diamond’s law, she respected the hierarchy and her place as such, it had always been like this and would probably always be, no matter whether she found it fair or not thinking about it wouldn’t change anything, the best was to accept it

But when the war started though, she heard things. Things like a Pearl fighting on a battle field and even though it was severely mocked, the fact that they had let her fight, that she hadn’t been shattered meant that she wasn’t bad at it. A Pearl, on a battle field, against different kinds Quartzs, holding her ground, that fact was oddly inspirational, but she was a simple Amber who lived a simple and boring life and only followed orders, this war stuff wasn’t for her, plus she couldn’t  betray homeworld

That’s what she thought until she was actually given the choice. The ship where her “owner” had brought her had for destination Earth, she was surprised at first because she knew that’s where the war was taking place and she felt something like hope, she started daydreaming about joining the “Crystal Gems” as they call themselves and to just… fight, just like this Pearl, to break the boundaries that comes with her social status, to stay in a place where she wouldn’t be just an Amber and so she went to find them and became a Crystal gem.

As a Crystal Gem though, she became more self conscious about her status of Amber, she felt an unhealthy need to prove herself constantly and developed a deep admiration for Rose Quartz, Pearl and Garnet. She became a fervent activist and believer of Rose Quartz’s cause when she learnt more about it all the while fighting against the prejudice of fusion in the crystal gem community.

That’s the babe story, more to come when I’ll feel like it.

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Wow uh okay tumblr seems to have messed up the colors so here is the drawing with the original colors

chernoalfa:

honhonbattertot:

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

#hopefully screwed every day

The signs from most to least rude

cancerho:

Libra
Capricorn
Scorpio
Gemini
Virgo
Cancer
Sagittarius
Leo
Taurus
Aires
Pisces
Aquarius

imagineyouricon:

Imagine going to McDonald’s with your icon. With no warning, your icon hops onto the counter and yells “LET’S MCFREAKIN’ LOSE IT! GET OUTTA YO MIND!”. A small child in the back begins cheering.

lawlietluver:

wow Nepeta was so great in that update. I can’t belive that Nepeta went in and fixed everything. I love how Terezi and Nepeta bonded so much in the update.

So glad that Nepeta is finally getting some screen time.

(c)