sazandorable:

pogmann:

french people have the best comebacks i s2g like someone could walk into the room like “j'ai ramené de la salade” if you’re mad at them you could tell them “c'est toi la salade” and it’d be considered as a real Drag

yeah, ‘c’est toi le/la/les x’ is not only very widespread, it’s basically an automatic response for a lot of people even when you don’t have any beef with anyone. sometimes it is a drag but often it’s like ‘that’s what she said’. other popular french comebacks/memes include:

• dtc (dans ton cul = in your ass) when someone enquires to the location of something
• cmb/ctb (comme ma/ta bite = like my/your dick) when someone comments about the size or hardness of anything