the signs + Mario Kart
1st place hoes:
leo, virgo, libra, capricorn, aquarius
7th place hoes:
taurus, gemini
gets all the good items but still ends up losing:
scorpio, sagittarius, pisces
always slips on the banana peels and fake item boxes:
cancer
ruthless hoe who uses the blue shell no matter whose team they on:
aries