millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot
The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖
i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship
At least millennials can spell
the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,
You do realize that you’re using millennial “talk” by using “kms” and “u”, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements you’re making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because I’m just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people don’t want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, I’m just a millennial so what do I know?
my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save u…..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so don’t u dare come at me about intelligents.,… Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak
You should think before you speak because you said “kms if u agree” kms, means kill myself, correct(I’m actually not sure)? Also “the Apple I shoved up my ass” why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone
i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside u…into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleek….i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423
How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt
digestion boi
Guys, don’t bother. Booty is a horrible shitposter. By horrible I mean that she fails to make it a funny sort of shitpost. She tries to be funny and fails.
when ur Bro Friend™ offers u food with his bare hands without wearing Man Gloves™ and u can’t eat it cause now it has his bro particles on it and u can’t eat bro particles bc ur straight
Not really
nice try
Anonymous: Are you against straight people? Or will you just avoid this question with a immature remark as well? Probably no point asking you, the mental capacity of a 5 year old doesn't go far regarding intellectual conversations.
“intellectual conversations” u type as u take an obvious joke seriously, shaking and sobbing violently. “dang tumblr done it again…” u whisper. “they done offended me, an oppressed Straight™ in america and i can’t tolerate this no more… not no more…” the home of sexuals have hurt u for far too long.
as u type u accidentally knock over ur bowl of mac and cheese, and u begin to cry harder.
“look what the gays have done…” u whisper. finally, u look at ur computer screen once more.
surely thebootydiaries will cry herself to sleep tonight. but u click “anonymous” just to be safe. with a deep breath, u hit send and sit back in ur seat euphorically, ur cheese stained cheeks wrinkling as u grin. u have done it.
u have won.
Anonymous: Your vicious, violent, vulgar evisceration of the modern English language in an attempt to cause vexation in those whose eloquently stated opinions differ from yours is a despicable sight. Sorry, I'll dumb that down for you: ur a maroon nd the ppl who find u funnie r stoopid
Anonymous: Are you against straight people? Or will you just avoid this question with a immature remark as well? Probably no point asking you, the mental capacity of a 5 year old doesn't go far regarding intellectual conversations.
