polyglotplatypus:

hntrgurl13:

spottedew:

karkat-shopping-aggressively:

skidar:

cartoon-kittens:

ironicallyflirtatious:

kalaziel0:

askslinkybanana:

snarky-knight:

that-one-spoopy-ampora:

astraleisopode:

marinedeception:

kyaranflowers:

theoneandonlypormstar:

witchacademy:

crowllink:

goldfyshie927:

spoopyphandyhurley:

ghibliihowell:

asstheticlester:

celevtial:

youtube-village:

gothwaldo:

meganootnoot:

necropet:

spoopieststrider:

katdoesdoodles:

doctordragonisback:

almostjollytheorist:

snarkyhetalian:

ask-pigpeter:

penn-name:

“Not today small ensemble”

“Yam is meat”

“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”

“Nebulorbs”

“Fire mage” 

“Fucking bug zapper”

the skink magnet under the bench.

“even my hair is pumpkin spice”

“Be aware of your surroundings Mrs B”

I like pears, but not like that

roy

aicha aicha when we were on the street now i’m alone aicha aicha where did you go

*passive aggressive whispering* pocket

aids donuts

‘hey matthew’ “what?” “fuck you” 

or my personal version 

“hey matthew” “what?” “She’s an uptown girl” 

*stage whisper* two ninety-nine

bread

TWO PEOPLE?!

Free trial? Free trial.

#619

“the human girl fell over”
“mm if ya wang”

LET
DO

CUASE YOUR USUNG A LINUX

I PEE WATERMELONS!

Lick the fucking lamp damn it!

“YOU SEE THAT SMALL POTATO DAVE? THATS YOU! …… Oh my god that’s a pumpkin fuck me up.”

“I will stab you with the real knife”

I know some of you are not honors worthy, and though I’m not naming names, here’s a list.

Oh wow…. oh wow YEAH

“Your room needs to lose weight” 

“I’M THE AUTHOR OF YOUR BROTHER, THE JOURNALS!”

“TO THE SKUNK!!!!”

“… even streetlights?”
“especially streelights.”