What I say:  yeah I wanna work in the art side of the games industry, maybe 3D modelling or concept art
Them:  oh cool! That sounds great!
What I'm thinking:  I'm seriously debating spending all my money on a boat and sailing away with my cat to a remote island with no people where this shitty capitalist world can't bother me anymore

slimetony:

t0rd:

slimetony:

i have viruses

what kinds, randy?

sex viruses

squarestmom:
“i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m g
”

squarestmom:

i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m gay i’m g

johnnapaige:

When you lowkey hurting inside but you gotta act like you chilling all the time.

roboboners:
“batbitequeen:
“deerkin:
“centipeetle:
“”
i dont understand this post can someone explain
”
Ian JQ is one of the SU team that decided engaging with fans and saying “just let people draw what they want!” in response to people drawing...

roboboners:

batbitequeen:

deerkin:

centipeetle:

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i dont understand this post can someone explain

Ian JQ is one of the SU team that decided engaging with fans and saying “just let people draw what they want!” in response to people drawing Garnet White/Rose Skinny/Pedophilic Shit, and people saw loli hentai and lapis lazuli futa in his likes so that speaks for itself lol

last time i checked, he made that “let people draw what they want” post after a tumblr user literally recieved death threats for drawing rose “too skinny,” and when presented with the child porn thing he was like “um, no? don’t do that? that’s illegal” so i’m gonna need to see some reciepts

me:  *carefully puts drama in every and each of my ocs backstories*
me:  *makes them go through really bad phases in their lives*
me:  *mostly posts on their down sides*
also me:  my ocs are my babies!!! i wouldnt ever hurt them!! they deserve to be happy forever!! they literally doesnt know what pain is!!! i protected them good!!!1!
miraculoustang:
“draws lapis in the same pose with same facial expression 900 times
”

miraculoustang:

draws lapis in the same pose with same facial expression 900 times

tueften:

womanontheedgeoftyne:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

that vagina-owner feel

crrocs:

friends who swear in front of your parents

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Me while knitting:  @yarn @pattern: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!! *curses everything*
Also me while knitting:  knitting is so relaxing!

officialunitedstates:

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

(c)