[JOTARO KUJO VOICE] THE YEAR WAS 1999. WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO FIND THE SERIAL KILLER WHO HAD BEEN STALKING THE TOWN FOR DECADES, BUT I FOUND MYSELF EXTREMELY HUNGRY AROUND 10:56AM. UNFORTUNATELY, MCDONALDS DID NOT HAVE AN ALL DAY BREAKFAST IN THE YEAR 1999. “YARE YARE,” I SAID TO MYSELF, “IF ONLY WE LIVED IN THE FUTURE, WHERE BREAKFAST WAS ALL DAY.” “Nonsense” ROHAN KISHIBE REPLIED. “That will never happen.” “I CAN DREAM, MANGA MAN….” I ORA’D SOFTLY TO MYSELF, “I CAN DREAM….HOWEVER, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I AM VERY HUNGRY FOR AN EGG MCMUFFIN. COME ON! THERE’S STILL TIME!” I RAN. “Wait I can’t run in these fucking heels and they’re Gucci so wait the fuck up,” ROHAN COMPLAINED, FOLLOWING BEHIND ME. UNFORTUNATELY IN THE RUCKUS WE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER KOICHI. “KOICHI!” I YARE’D, “HUSTLE THOSE BUNS IT’S 10:56AM AND MCDONALDS TURNS TO THE LUNCH MENU AT 11:00″
