SOULMATE AU WHERE YOUR TATTOO SHOWS THE FIRST THING YOUR SOULMATE THOUGHT WHEN THEY SAW YOU.
EXAMPLES:
“dear lord I want his babies”
“why are they staring at me”
“FANFICTION BLUE EYES”
“they’re wearing socks with sandals that’s disgusting”
“who the hell drinks coffee with a straw”
“i have to think something sexy at them. oh wait did that count. thats so embarassing they better not be my soulmate.”
“leARN TO USE A TURN SIGNAL, MOTHERHUGGER”
North American River Otters
Ok tho real talk. I have been hoarding this post in my drafts since December 12, 2015 and I finally did what I hoped I could and it turned out fabulous:
Bonus: Tea Otter
Omg… OMG
@secretlythequeenoficesolation Me looking for the one
