Listen, kid. I’m gonna tell you what your Marxist liberal arts professor won’t. There WAS no feudalism, it was CRONY feudalism. Under real feudalism, everything is voluntary.
Oops, I’m sorry…was my logic too much for you? Or do you dare to debate?
Uh, hey Greedie, I’m not sure if that’s true, actually that… sounds kinda BAD but…
Oh wait, I see what you’re doing. Trying to sound ridiculous so that people who actually believe that realize how dumb they sound. Gotcha. Haha you really had me worried for a second…
Oh Oncie, you always give me the benefit of the doubt. However, this time I am completely serious.
You see, ever since reading this book, my perspective on the world has changed so much!
You do realize I just… called anyone who believed that… dumb… Oh nevermind.
I mean, if you’re really sure the book is right I guess it couldn’t hurt to read it for myself but… I don’t know… still seems like a pretty farfetched idea.
You listen here! Atlas Shrugged is going to turn away communists from this generation!
It is very important you read a copy. I can lend you one, but you’ll eventually have to pay back in debt.
