baking-accident:

imagine being a vain fantasy kingdom elf and realizing all your dwarf and hobbit friends are constantly looking at you from the “accidentally opened your phone camera” angle

anti-anime-pro-equality:

anti-anime-pro-equality:

A) someone arguing that it’s hypocritical criticize United Airlines if you don’t belly ache about muslims

B) a meme about Hillary losing the election, even though it happened five months ago

C) an old interview where Obama accidentally says “my muslim faith” while talking about religion

D) someone arguing that it’s impossible to be a misogynist and support Marine Le Pen

It was B!

but yeah, all of the other posts are real and in the top 10 at the moment

actual-lionsandtrolls:

better concept: necromancers wearing heelies under their robes to achieve that Creepy Glide™

jeaninetesori:

the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns