polyglotplatypus:

LE GLAND DE LAIT PUTAIN

je tiens à remercier l’académie pour cet oscar en bullshitage, merci, merci.

edit: by request, here’s an english version of this comic.

turntechfuckhead:

”ok so left leg bent, right leg straight, as if you wvere peeing in a jar. you reach out wvith your arm and go from north wvest to south east wvithout touching corsica.”

“WH475 4 C0R51C4????”