Angrily playing in your money is an aesthetic on its own, really
😇❤👿
Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh
I’m gonna write ‘Twilight’ fanfic in which Bella is a lesbian and Edward is gay, and they’re best human/vampire mates who solve murders together. I’m going to change all the character names and publish it under the title ‘Blood Buddies’.
[not]Bella: I know things were probably pretty dire in the 1800s, sex-wise, but you could’ve… I don’t know, been an Oscar Wilde boy toy. You’re pretty enough.
[not]Edward: Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy causing me pain?
[not]Bella: …you’re the oldest twink in the world. How does that feel?
‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking
mood
“ok bitch, call the cops. ~i’ll have sex with them~” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read
i thought yall might hate this :)
when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
waiter: enjoy your meal
me: you too!
me: …
me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
Your OCs have all switched hairstyles. Who is the most upset by this?
high five
roublardise: so about this "if your OCs were in a dating sim" post, I would go for Velvy or Sam or Özgür's route. (I can't chose only one bc I'm a useless bi :|)
those are some great choices!!! plus youd get some sick ass pics for completing their routes like.. velvy is velvy, of course she planned a date with an awesome aesthetic. özgür prob took his motocycle or something so its a great prop for pics and sam is a wizard in dnd world how can it not be badass lol