A conversation at a student association 's HQ
Guy:
ok so you wanna be a member of this association, right ?
Me:
yeah
Guy:
cool. Are you gay though ?
Me:
... No ?
Guy:
shit
Guy:
I realized we don't have any gays in the association so I'm trying to get some to sign up
Chick:
I think Ash's gay
Guy:
yeah but that's like... One gay. We need more gays.
Guy:
so, who are you interested in ?
Me:
I don't really care
Guy:
oh so you're... Like... Bisexual ?
Me:
kinda
Guy:
oh that's cool so that means you have like a gay side ?
Chick:
are you stupid he's not a fucking toast he doesn't have sides he's just bi