THE SIGNS AS ALIGNMENTS
Aries:
Chaotic Arsonist
Taurus:
Neutral Rock
Gemini:
Chaotic Mitochondria
Cancer:
Lawful Emo
Leo:
Neutral Dead
Virgo:
True Cat
Libra:
Lawful Asshole
Scorpio:
Neutral Punk
Sagittarius:
Chaotic Grim Reaper
Capricorn:
Lawful Spawn of the Devil
Aquarius:
Neutral Nerd
Pisces:
Chaotic Crying