wassrerplane:

what if i take a shower and all the mud washes off of me but theres nothing to me but mud so i just keep getting smaller and smaller until all thats left is a sonic amiibo

This implant could give humans sight 3 times better than 20/20.

beetleboo:

bunchabears:

assbaka:

theconglomeration:

micdotcom:

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Good news for everyone with blurry vision or a strong desire to become Superman. The Ocumetics Bionic Lens may give you 60/20 eyesight — three times better than 20/20. It’s a major leap in eye prosthetics, takes 8 painless minutes to install — and could be here sooner than you think.

@kasaron

anyone else a little worried by the use of the word “install”

i, for one, openly embrace nanomachines

aug me up motherfuckers

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

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