beeshrektestinthemall:

-barbarian ogre with hermit background

-awakened donkey companion that rolled to seduce a dragon

-half-ogre fighter (some levels in bard) and noble background

-tabaxi rogue with excellent charisma stats

hanekaramel:

thevriscourse:

hi yeah i found out recently that the popular caramelldansen (you know. the one you know.) is actually a fucking nightcore remix and this is the original

@memecucker

which-oc-would:

Which OC would go into a complete panic upon getting stuck on top of a tree house? Which one shouts for help, and which one just hangs out up there until someone comes to help them get down

ooooh boy i need to study my german and learn a shitton of vocabulary but i really can’t focus rn so i literally can not read wtf i wrote.

i am the screwed

vava-chan-take-over-the-world:

Jane: Pisces, Jane would attend to her duties as best as she can before she is contacted by Roxy and her new furriend who will inform her of the Rebellion, since then her mission has been finding clues as to why did the adults get banned of Alternia after the Summoner’s revolution when the Sufferer’s one had more success and was harder to crush, she will then be reclaimed by Feferi and help in delivering the other Pisces ship’s human

Roxy: Libra

She has been on the Libra ship for a little less than 6 month, her presence is unknown to the crew because she is good at a-VOID-ing to be seen (except Terezi who could smell her). She has been hiding and secretly smuggling humans out whenever she could with the long distance help from her hacker friend, Sollux and his matesprite Feferi who gave them a place to stay afterwards. She doesn’t know how the fact that crew workers disappear every once in a while hasn’t been addressed yet, but who cares? Things are going well for her. She knows about the rebellion (but doesn’t know Terezi is part of it yet) and is ready to help whenever they want. She already prepared an escape plan if needed. She is the Robin Hood of the ship and often steal Highblood’s food to anonymously give it to the poor lime blooded trolls and others.

Jake: Capricorn

He pretty much has the best survival skills out of the others rare humans, you know having lived in a stranded island with his grandmother and what not. Little did he knew she was a fugitive who participated in the Big Uprising that happened 60 years ago, the fact that he was blood related to her meant that he HAD to go work on a ship, his children will have work on a ship, his children’s children will have to work on a ship and so on and on. Life on the ship was very nerve wracking. Sometimes, he worked normally, doing little chores, greeting the important guests; he even made friends with a human girl from the Pisces’ ship. Then, some other time, he just had to hide for days because they had gone on a killing spree. He only saw the Capricorn’s captain once and he didn’t really made a good impact on him, with him being covered in blood and stuff, he didn’t seem lucid at all, though. But he isn’t surprised, not after what his “advisors” made him eat, but that was not any of Jake’s business.  

Dirk: Sagittarius

Life for Dirk could be worse really, if we forget the constant smell of sweat and masculinity 24/7 the life on the ship isn’t that bad, he gets to strife every day, he can still rap whenever he wanted, there are horses. He was surprised to see them at first but it seemed that the captain of this ship has good taste; this made the stay here supportable. Though, he misses his friends and his bro and would kill to know if they’re safe. He pretty much is the best fighter of the ship and everyone’s favorite, but it’s not as if he was going to stay here forever, he knew that he needed to escape somehow. He prepared a plan and a lot of backup plans if the original plan didn’t work out. But seems that he didn’t need to use any of them as the stall boy, a troll with metal legs and a Mohawk just walked into his room and rescued him as if he was some sort of damsel in distress, his plan would have work of course but it is indeed easier to just walk passed the trolls using mowhak guy as a shield since the crew couldn’t kill him, captain orders.

@moki-art @mtjester

lifeisanimation:

I’m really curious!! If u draw u should reblog this and tag the first body part you draw in a picture!!

the-tiny-dragon:

As a pansexual, it’s interesting listening to people talk about their sexuality. I see people ask other bloggers: would you date a someone who is aro/ace/queer/straight/man/woman/etc (not a complete list) and I can’t imagine saying no based on that factor alone? I’m down for whatever as long as we’re compatible and you’re not a minor. 

that’s not to say i don’t have deal breakers, because i do. But if someone was like “i’m ace, are you okay with that?” I’d tell them hell yeah I’m okay with that. Aro? Let’s do it! Might be hard at first but hey I like you, I’m willing to figure this out let’s talk about it. Whatever you are I am DOWN. As long as you aren’t in a racist murder cult. I will have problems then. Or if you’re just an asshole.

I’m kind of rambling right now. xD But i was just thinking about this stuff and wanted to blurt it all out.

(note: i’m not saying it’s wrong if you have deal breakers based on the above, i’m just saying that I personally do not, and never have, and I just can’t wrap my mind around it)