Me, pointing at Mista: love of my life. apple of my eye. absolute husband material
Me, pointing with my other hand: Trash Man.Garbage Stink Boy. Absolute Mess.
this was gonna be a 4koma but I had too many jokes to squeeze from it & I’ve wanted to use that travel doghouse gag from PepperAnn since, like, 1997 so it became a 4page-a.
(hopefully it didn’t compress too weird! the files were huge!)