Felix the Comrade
i got my DNA test results and theyre negative
says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit
whats the other 3%
i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
ring ring
HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??
a hockey jersey that says “do not resuscitate” instead of a name and the number is 69
uguu pardner~~
*stern voice* M E O W. *reaches to grab you ominously*
what the fuck
why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*
put this on my gravestone
