the signs as internet typing styles
aries:
all lowercase very moody
taurus:
tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini:
also all lowercase very moody and uses '2' as an abbreviation
cancer:
LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo:
uses the :3 emoticon
virgo:
Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra:
L33TSP34K
scorpio:
Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius:
Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn:
InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius:
when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces:
Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!