oaklandsky:

Guy: I’m a power bottom

Me: wow, thats so cool. What are your powers

comcastkills:

portentsofwoe:

2018 goals: get sucked

2018 toes: get sucked

dima-chan:

same character, inconsistent face

chicksalloverme:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

She couldn’t take it any longer.

my wife left me because i kept accidentally peeing inside of her every time we had sex