looks chill, acts chill:  taurus, capricorn, libra
doesn't look chill, acts chill:  virgo, pisces, sagittarius
looks chill, doesn't act chill:  aquarius, aries, gemini
doesn't look chill, doesn't act chill:  scorpio, leo, cancer
scale of 1-10 of evilness
Aries:  10/10
Taurus:  4/10
Gemini:  2/10
Cancer:  8/10
Leo:  9/10
Virgo:  0/10
Libra:  7/10
Scorpio:  5/10
Sagittarius:  1000/10
Capricorn:  100/10
Aquarius:  satan
Pisces:  1/10
HOW THE SIGNS GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL
Aries:  Breaking someone's nose
Taurus:  Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card
Gemini:  Changed their grades on the teacher's computer
Cancer:  Called the teacher a stupid cunt
Leo:  Got caught watching hentai during class
Virgo:  Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls
Libra:  Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class
Scorpio:  Stalking a cute teacher outside of school
Sagittarius:  Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn:  Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius:  Threatened someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces:  Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for
(c)