diodio:

Part 1: George Joestar is dumb enough to adopt Dio Brando

Part 2: The origin of Dio Brando’s vampire powers

Part 3: Someone finally fucking kills Dio Brando

Part 4: A small break from Dio Brando that actually turns out to involve him anyway

Part 5: Guess what? Dio Brando also had a son

Part 6: Dio Brando seduces a priest and continues to fuck shit up from beyond the grave

Part 7: Dino Brando

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

the reason wolf wasnt in ssb4 is because he spent all that time getting himself sexy for ssb5. just look at that man. 

i am SWEATING in my pants right Now

when are we oppressing people who humanize every single cartoon dude as a white twink in a suit?

barbieprivilege:

barbieprivilege:

i say this as someone who is into darksided things myself but kinksters are so annoying like shut up bitch

they’re like if it’s not socially acceptable for me to tell the bank teller i like wearing diapers…guess i’ll die…being a minority is so hard

thefourteenthdarkone:

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

cant fuckin believe everything i like has such a weird ass not cool fandom like wtf

did i mention that the dress design is horrible though? just, wtf are they wearing, it doesn’t even look good hasbro please wake up, the gays need to be properly dressed

i love how me, a minor, always gets a bunch of requests to draw half naked people cause i get to quietly kinkshame all these adults. Also it makes me realize that i could become filthy rich if i decide to have a nsfw fee

gentlemanbones:

nineprotons:

nitewrighter:

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”