eggcup:

thehunterbot:

whoreadsbooksanymore:

oliviawildescheekbones:

eggcup:

me: i’m eating dirt for breakfast (kidding) (obvious) (stupid)

blogger that is in their first year of college: Okay I laughed but Actually, smashed rock particles (aka dirt) was used in a variety of ancient cultures as a form of birth control. Very renowned and respected substance. Sorry, Archaeology student here. Just thought I’d give some valuable information today.

please just let people be excited about their education

seriously, i know this was meant in good humor but come on school is fucking hard enough as it is don’t make fun of people who can’t help but talk about things they’ve just learned

If I remember correctly, some pregnant mothers still eat dirt because it allows them to take in nutrients that they do not get in their diet otherwise. Not saying it’s a popular practice. But I believe it still exists.

the prophecy has been fulfilled