polyglotplatypus:

today is the 14th of july, our national day. they attacked a southern city called nice.
at least 73 dead according to the police, 100+ wounded. i am sick and tired of this happening to my people

jeaninetesori:

the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns