“Not today small ensemble”
“Yam is meat”
“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”
“Nebulorbs”
Let’s party like we’re cornstarch!!!
The kiss talk and the importance of lip protection
“Welcome to the kitchen sink”
Chap-o-Clock™
BETHESDA
CinemAAAAHHHH
Home skillet Biscuits
”Last nights clothes and tomorrow’s jeans” and “Your life can have a soul”
“Zoomp.” @kikuovo
“WELCOME TO AAAAAAAH WOULD YOU LIKE A HAND”
“Your Carlos pants are done” @stitchlips-speedodick
“Space core opening his eye to reveal sharp teeth and Dave’s sunglasses.” “I am full of humor and pain.” “Nina fuck off with your Japanese bullshit.”
“Small details”
THE nugget
Derd
Hyper Realistic Blast Processing Blood
“X pour toi, Sponkoir!”
“Skeleton Boyfriend” “High quality werewolves”
Homo Sans
14
Get the nun ready.
“Snoap” “you fucking onion”
“Hair gel” “beverages”
((“Fuckin’ WHITMAN!”))
@thesocialpariah ((“FUCKING WHITMAN!!!”
“GAPING FUCKING WOUND”
“Big McLargehuge”
“That satisfying sound” ))
[“Slenderman herpes” *weird tongue sound*]
((H'fat.))
whalechant
la pandereta
peanutted
It’s a hot commodity.
Keaton sees all
*flails than dies*
“Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?” “BIRCH TEAM!”
IF YOU ASK A MUHAMADAN WHAT GOD IS HE’LL TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS HE ISN’T, ITS EASIER THAT WAY, AND WHAT HE ISN’T IS ON YOUR SIDE
“Whatever your buying, we’re not selling it!”
“NO YOU CANT” (does whatever they asked anyway)
Do u wanna buy a dog? ‘Opens blazer’
you know what i’ve always wanted to try? cannibalism.
avunculus meus
Your bun is wobbly
your soul sucking ex wife pete wents you divorced on halloween @miss-iesje ,‘my’ daddy kink, @patrickstur ’s parents.
“Daddy .” *whips*
Using “dank” and “spoopy” for literally everything
an thirteen word letter
Leg so hot you can fry a egg
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