In any case, if I were a person without a prescription for whatever reason I might go to alldaychemist.com and get 100 mg tablets of aldactone and 2 mg tablets of progynova, check out normally but without providing a prescription, and then I might pay by echeck. I might spend roughly $70 for the best bulk deal.
And then I might get an email within the next day saying that the package had shipped.
If I were to self-dose I’d probs want to take 100 mg aldactone by mouth once a day for a week to see if I have negative effects and then start on 2 mg of estradiol (progynova) sublingually (dissolved under tongue). Then over the next few months I might slowly raise that dose to 6-8 mg estradiol and 200 mg aldactone.
After about three months of this regimen I might go to get bloodwork to check for good liver function and potassium levels, unless I were to suddenly start feeling sharp and severe unexplained limb pain in which case I’d talk to my doctor ASAP or go to the emergency room about possible blood clots (a rare but serious side effect).
I would not take St. John’s Wort and would avoid smoking or drinking alcohol to excess as these increase the chances of serious side effects.
"Resisting your abusers is not abuse. Talking back to your abusers is not abuse. Screaming and fighting back to save yourself is not abuse. Trying to escape from them is not abuse. Calling them out is not abuse. Hurting them is not abuse."
only if you had tremendous amount of power over them, it could be called abuse, but in that case, they would never dare to abuse you in the first place because their life would depend on you, and not the reverse. You do not have the power to trap or abuse them, and if they pretend otherwise, they’re lying. (via furiousgoldfish)
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line
“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!
…I’m not sorry.
nobody should apologize for this ever this is glorious