some peoples blogs are really 100% reblogs. how do you do it? don’t you just wanna post
“nobody cares what i have to say”
“i’m self conscious”
“what if i’m being annoying”
shut the fuck up you nerds. nobody cares what anybody has to say. this is fucking tumblr. nothing matters here just post as much garbage as possible while you still can
Hey in light of recent Tumblr events, please remember that a *coffin* widens around the shoulder area and then narrows toward the feet, and a *casket* remains one width the entire time. *Vampires* sleep in *coffins* please do well to remember this in case you have guests.
Coffins almost always have very little to no padding. Caskets on the other hand are often ridiculously fluffy and padded. Pardon me for trying to help my guests feel comfortable, but yes you’re right my undead friends much prefer sleeping on hard wood like an animal. You fucking imbecile.
