anarchy-kisses:

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

terribadger:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

if i plea bargain to tumblr by selling out porn blogs that arent flagged do you think i can get this blog back

I saw Goody Proctor posting horny on main

popularbussy:

This post predicted the future

nyanguard-party:

bro theres no revolution coming bro let’s just smoke weed and shoplift bro lets continue to benefit from imperialism and embrace petit bourgeois individualism bro too bad for people who can’t do that bro i guess they’ll just have to die bro

dare-i-say-asexual:

ultimate dysphoria stabiliser

physichotic:

you shouldn’t automatically assume that someone is shifty or untrustworthy simply because they can’t meet your eyes or maintain eye contact