thebootydiaries:

[on a date]

me: menu? more like .. me-n-u lol

date: the only time you ever ask me out is when you need a stupid joke for twitter and I’m sick of it, you just say your dumb tweet and we leave, we don’t even eat, like what? what’s the point? I’m cheating on you

me: get it me-n-u

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