heavensdork:

moonlandingwasfaked:

heavensdork:

you dumbass breakfast is all day now

[JOTARO KUJO VOICE]
THE YEAR WAS 1999.
WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO FIND THE SERIAL KILLER WHO HAD BEEN STALKING THE TOWN FOR DECADES,
BUT I FOUND MYSELF EXTREMELY HUNGRY AROUND 10:56AM.
UNFORTUNATELY, MCDONALDS DID NOT HAVE AN ALL DAY BREAKFAST IN THE YEAR 1999.
“YARE YARE,” I SAID TO MYSELF, “IF ONLY WE LIVED IN THE FUTURE, WHERE BREAKFAST WAS ALL DAY.”
“Nonsense” ROHAN KISHIBE REPLIED. “That will never happen.”
“I CAN DREAM, MANGA MAN….” I ORA’D SOFTLY TO MYSELF, “I CAN DREAM….HOWEVER, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I AM VERY HUNGRY FOR AN EGG MCMUFFIN. COME ON! THERE’S STILL TIME!” I RAN.
“Wait I can’t run in these fucking heels and they’re Gucci so wait the fuck up,” ROHAN COMPLAINED, FOLLOWING BEHIND ME.
UNFORTUNATELY IN THE RUCKUS WE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER KOICHI.
“KOICHI!” I YARE’D, “HUSTLE THOSE BUNS IT’S 10:56AM AND MCDONALDS TURNS TO THE LUNCH MENU AT 11:00″

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