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one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in Walmart and I met these two older ladies who were married. One was dressed in pink and super femme clothing, while the other was clearly Goth, sporting black lipstick, which left a weird impression on me for some reason. I’m not sure if I asked them something or if they were just randomly talking to me, but the woman dressed in pink told me that I “need a leather jacket.” I told her that I had a denim one, which caused them to look at each other in a knowing way, right before my eyes snapped open.

TLDR: In my dream, I was visited by a cryptic lesbian couple who were trying to teach me how to gay properly.

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