oldmanyellsatcloud:

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files. 

Thank you for this kind gift.

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