alluringalliteration:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

bnprime:

itsreallystupid:

vi-is:

FIN DU GAME
J’ai découvert le plus grand secret de la saga Star Wars.

(quelqu’un sait comment mettre une image géante sur tumblr ?)

I don’t speak French but this gold

this is fantastic:
theory: darth vader eats grated cheese
argument 1. milk exists 

argument 2. moisture exists
therefore: cheese exists 

argument 3: vader can’t eat anything while wearing his mask and he can’t take of his mask when he’s not in his little room. 

argument 4: the bottom of his mask is a cheese grater
therefore: he must use it to grate cheese so that he can eat it. 

oh my GOD WHAT

This is it. This is why I spent 15 years learning french.