Anonymous: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

inhumanwithanimpala:

kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

What the fuck

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