biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

waiter: enjoy your meal

me: you too!

me:

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

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