iduppps:

klubbhead:

bpd-disaster:

tooiconic:

klubbhead:

These are funny but it usually goes more like this:

Husband and wife: We want 5 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms with toilets made out of gold, a 6 car garage, a pool, a hot tub, free maid service, it’s own Starbucks, a wonderful view, preferably right on the beach, NO, make that a PRIVATE BEACH and at least 5 acres all around.

Realtor:…Ok. What’s your budget?

Them: 3 full dollars AND MAY GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SHOW US ANYTHING RIGHT ON BUDGET BECAUSE EVEN THO WE SET IT THAT HIGH WE STILL DON’T WANNA PAY THAT.

“3 full dollars”

Realtor: This house has exactly everything on your wish list and it’s under budget

Them: Ew no the curtains are terrible how DARE you show us this house

“I hate the color of this wall”

YOU CAN REPAINT IT, SUSAN.

My favorite one that my family will never let down is

“I mean it’s a nice house……but will the dog like it?”