land-of-birds-and-comics:

here’s the cold hard data extracted from my smorch and squish folders, i’ve screencapped every instance i’ve encountered without mercy or discrimination

top duck hug teams:

  • scrooge and donald: 35, they’re just fucking running away with it
    • scrooge –> donald: 25
    • donald –> scrooge: 5
    • mutual: 5
  • donald and hdl: 14
    • mutual: 9
    • donald –> hdl: 3
    • hdl –> donald: 2
  • scrooge and hdl: 6
    • scrooge –> hdl: 3
    • mutual: 2
    • hdl –> scrooge: 1
  • donald and daisy: 6
    • daisy –> donald: 5
    • donald –> daisy: 1
  • scrooge and gyro: 5
    • scrooge –> gyro: 5
  • donald and gladstone: 5
    • mutual: 2
    • donald –> gladstone: 3
  • donald and fethry: 3
    • fethry –> donald: 3
  • donald and gyro: 3
    • donald –> gyro: 3
  • scrooge and fethry: 2
    • scrooge –> fethry: 1
    • fethry –> scrooge: 1
  • scrooge and daisy: 2
    • daisy –> scrooge: 1
    • mutual: 1
  • scrooge and battista: 2
    • scrooge –> battista: 1
    • mutual: 1
  • magica and donald: 2
    • mutual: 2 
  • scrooge and glomgold: 2 but i did not encounter these randomly
    • glomgold –> scrooge: 2

worth noting: scrooge hugs the greatest number of one-offs, namely 8.
they are usually business partners or old friends.

top duck kiss teams (a hug that includes a kiss counts only as a kiss):

  • scrooge and donald: 21
    • scrooge –> donald: 16
    • donald –> scrooge: 5
  • donald and daisy: 14
    • daisy –> donald: 11
    • donald –> daisy: 2
    • mutual: 1
  • scrooge and hdl: 4
    • scrooge –> hdl: 1
    • hdl –> scrooge: 3
  • scrooge and gladstone: 3
    • scrooge –> gladstone: 3
  • scrooge and goldie: 3
    • mutual: 2
    • goldie –> scrooge: 1
  • donald and fethry: 3
    • donald –> fethry: 2
    • fethry –> donald: 1
  • donald and grandma: 3
    • grandma –> donald: 2
    • donald –> grandma: 1 
  • scrooge and his dime: 3 but shamefully i did not always count these
    • also the dime cannot kiss back
  • donald and hdl: 2
    • donald –> hdl: 1
    • hdl –> donald: 1
  • daisy and gladstone: 2
    • daisy –> gladstone: 2
  • scrooge and johnny: 2
    • scrooge –> johnny: 1
    • johnny –> scrooge: 1

worth noting: donald is kissed by the greatest number of one-offs, namely 6.
they are usually pretty girls.

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