land-of-birds-and-comics:

here’s the cold hard data extracted from my smorch and squish folders, i’ve screencapped every instance i’ve encountered without mercy or discrimination

top duck hug teams:

• scrooge and donald: 35, they’re just fucking running away with it
  
• scrooge –> donald: 25
• donald –> scrooge: 5
  
• mutual: 5
• donald and hdl: 14
  
• mutual: 9
• donald –> hdl: 3
  
• hdl –> donald: 2
• scrooge and hdl: 6
  
• scrooge –> hdl: 3
  
• mutual: 2
• hdl –> scrooge: 1
• donald and daisy: 6
  
• daisy –> donald: 5
• donald –> daisy: 1
• scrooge and gyro: 5
  
• scrooge –> gyro: 5
• donald and gladstone: 5
  
• mutual: 2
• donald –> gladstone: 3
• donald and fethry: 3
  
• fethry –> donald: 3
• donald and gyro: 3
  
• donald –> gyro: 3
• scrooge and fethry: 2
  
• scrooge –> fethry: 1
• fethry –> scrooge: 1
• scrooge and daisy: 2
• daisy –> scrooge: 1
• mutual: 1
  
• scrooge and battista: 2
  
• scrooge –> battista: 1
• mutual: 1
• magica and donald: 2
• mutual: 2 
• scrooge and glomgold: 2 but i did not encounter these randomly
  
• glomgold –> scrooge: 2

worth noting: scrooge hugs the greatest number of one-offs, namely 8.
they are usually business partners or old friends.

top duck kiss teams (a hug that includes a kiss counts only as a kiss):

• scrooge and donald: 21
  
• scrooge –> donald: 16
• donald –> scrooge: 5
• donald and daisy: 14
  
• daisy –> donald: 11
• donald –> daisy: 2
• mutual: 1
• scrooge and hdl: 4
  
• scrooge –> hdl: 1
• hdl –> scrooge: 3
• scrooge and gladstone: 3
  
• scrooge –> gladstone: 3
• scrooge and goldie: 3
  
• mutual: 2
• goldie –> scrooge: 1
• donald and fethry: 3
  
• donald –> fethry: 2
• fethry –> donald: 1
• donald and grandma: 3
• grandma –> donald: 2
• donald –> grandma: 1 
• scrooge and his dime: 3 but shamefully i did not always count these
  
• also the dime cannot kiss back
• donald and hdl: 2
  
• donald –> hdl: 1
  
• hdl –> donald: 1
• daisy and gladstone: 2
  
• daisy –> gladstone: 2
• scrooge and johnny: 2
  
• scrooge –> johnny: 1
• johnny –> scrooge: 1

worth noting: donald is kissed by the greatest number of one-offs, namely 6.
they are usually pretty girls.

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