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“you really make my engine purr,” winsomed Rarity the porsche, and she revved her engine to go with what she said.

Apple Jack the volkswagon beetle didn’t feel comfortable with her carfriend saying that sort of thing to her, because they were only freinds. “Raricar, I don’t feel comfortable with you saying these things to me bc we are only friends, I only feel frindship for you”

“oh, too bad,” said Rarity as Rainbow Dash the annoying prop plane buzzed overhead, “if i were a living creature and not a godawful horrorshow of an anthropomorphized vehicle, i would be crying from yuour rejection, but i wont, because i cannot make tears.”

The shy one, a yellow Monster Truck, accidentally drove over Apple Jack. “windshield washer fluid could sorta kinda work as an analogous liquid to tears, because our eyes are where our windshields ought to be, so you could cry after all.”

“ah so” said Rarity the car oh god it’s happening i’m writing this for real

i tried deleting this but i physically am unable to

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