a lot of really bad things happened in my first ever relationship but one thing I remember SO vividly and I remember it every SINGLE day was when we were just cuddling in bed one day watching like those old sonic cartoons and this dude is trying to catch sonic for doctor eggman
And like at one point this character had something really heavy fall on his foot or something and his eyes and tongue popped out all cartoonish and he lets out that Tom and Jerry style yyyEEOOWWCHHHH
and I made some snarky lil comment over a robot bird having SUCH a big tongue
and my boyfriend, completely disconnected from reality, gives my thigh a grope and whispers like “oh yeah? imagining it between your legs?”
just. my soul left my body. i couldnt form a rebuttal for like a solid fifty seconds. i couldn’t begin to understand why or how he said those words to me completely seriously. that he could even fathom the idea that someone, anyone would want to get eaten out by scratch the badnik chicken from adventures of sonic the hedgehog. i will forever remember this terrible thing he said to me but i will never understand.
I’m reblogging this bc it’s 6:48 AM, I’ve been up for thirty minutes and already I’ve visibly grimaced into my cup of coffee just from thinking about this again
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