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frank sinatra was my dad. i don’t say “was” because he’s not alive anymore by the way… i say “was” because as a child i underwent an extremely top secret fclassified genetic alteration that replaced frank sinatra as my dad with someone more physically elite - unfortunately i lost my totally righteous singing capability but now i can lift any weight you give me without any triaining whatsoever

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