lesbionics:

pussynvodka:

gothpositivity:

too many of u are lactose intolerant get some fucking enzymes god

No one wakes up and decides “ooh I don’t want produce an enzyme today, I want IBSD, and the inability to digest milk fat, and protein” You aren’t edgy because you’re complaining about people with dietary restrictions. No one enjoys this type of life. Read a fucking book, educate yourself, god.

literally the funniest thing ive ever read to this day, thank u queen

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