nest:

nest:

PSA: if you see a cis person swelling like a balloon, it’s likely because they haven’t talked about not wanting to fuck a trans person in the past 24 hours. be sure to contact paramedics and reassure them that you know you’re fundamentally undesirable and disgusting and they should begin to deflate within 10-15 minutes.

if the condition is dire and you have to pop them like a pimple, make sure to wear rifle-range headphones to avoid damage/injury from the deafening “LAVERNE COX IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT A KWEEN HONESTLY I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME” that’ll echo from their rapidly depressurizing body

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