thes3nator:

the-replicator:

wartortling:

pumpkinradish:

maxeth:

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

Now THAT is a horror game

this is just how ikea is

hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild

This is why retail is the worst business to get into.