empirefarts:

lumpawaroospaceprincess:

fergzillar:

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

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