land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

you ever think about what kind of nasty things have to be going on in those cartoon dust clouds for three-foot twenty-pound ducks to consistently emerge victorious. what kind of biting and eye poking and nipple twisting. i’m sorry but when they’re going up against hulking pig men their raw physical strength isn’t what gets them out alive. there’s a reason these scenes require censoring and that reason is the duck family’s unbeaten groin kicking record

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this is the most ominous thing you could possibly say in reply to this post and you owe it to all of us to find it

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biting confirmed

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ducks will straight up gnaw your entire face off

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