glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

A friend of mine recently unshelved her adhesive silicone breast forms for my examination. They were a very satisfying texture, kind of like stress balls, and after a few minutes I zoned back in and realized that I’d just been… kneading on them like a cat while we talked.

“I’m sorry I stimmed on your boobs” is maybe the best tag I’ve ever read on this hellsite.

They were in a box at the time and she wasn’t wearing them, if that’s any less weird.

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    when I got breastforms I commented that they felt like slabs of chicken and that it was a really satisfying stim

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