iwilleatyourenglish:

therewasanattempt:

platypus426:

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

Magician: say the name of a card

OP: seven of spades

Magician: is it the ace of hearts?

OP: no

this post literally makes no sense

the entire point of this kind of card trick is that the magician pretends to not know which card someone has picked, before “magically” selecting it themselves.

you don’t… say the card you pick out loud

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